my analysis! Incurable narcissism *laughing* Susceptible to the influence of powerful people, has a firm handshake that sounds like me baby When an old woman comes to my door I quickly invite her inside I'm most afraid of what other people think of me ...eeeeehh That's not true. that's not true but I do have incurable narcissism and a firm handshake and I do invite old women inside my house on a regular basis. The main test is complete there is a bonus test available would you like to take it? sure yeah go for it yeah go for it go for it baby come on very well oh very well indeed The second test is designed to challenge your fear tolerance Incorrect answers will be punished Ignorance will be punished Alright easy enough I can do that I must also admit that I have not run this test before there may be unexpected malfunctions. Your answers will be used in the development of future tests I'm good being a guinea pig I could do that I still see that face up there I don't know how long you've been there oh, well.
Complete this test as quickly as possible for accurate resultsssss But do not let that clock concern you it is nothing to be concerned about. After the examination you will have a better sense of purpose and stronger resolve. I want you to be stronger Thanks, baby you want to be stronger? Oh hell yeah My incurable narcissism says yes you got any old ladies around here? How many bones are there in a newborn Baby, that I haven't met yet? I'm gonna go with 3 or 5 Ayyy! 0, 1, 1, 2... what's next? Oh, this is the fibonacci sequence it's three easy-peasy you know, I'm- that is correct I know it's correct you stupid idiot do you think you're smart? I am fucking genius level, it's Fibonacci a bitch *narcissistic laugh* showoff I know fucking amazing Must be my incurable narcissism and an addiction to old ladies. How many times per year does the average human heartbeat if it's not stabbed Okay if like average BPM is 60 per minute that's if you're pretty healthy... times 60 would be 3,600 times 24... 7 *cue intense thinking music* I'm gonna go 30 million *cheering* Haaaahahahahaha One of the most venomous land snakes in Australia -- uh as opposed to the ocean snakes? -- the Death Adder bites an adult woman injecting a highly deadly neurotoxin how long does the woman have to live guess like wouldn't be that fast Just cause it's one of those venomous doesn't mean that it kills acutely it's probably closer to like six hours Hey! What the fuck I'm doing great Oh, yeah a man is tied through a chair against his will in a funnel he's placed inside his mouth Pulverized pig intestines are poured in how much volume does a man's stomach hold before it ruptures let's see it's it's a surp-surprising amount before it ruptures? Probably be like 5 liters I mean you can drink you can't really drink a gallon, that's close but I think five liters would be the limit I'm so fucking smart Okay Look at me and how big my brain is you ain't gonna scare me, a fear of butterflies is called oh this I wouldn't know Alektorophobia, Cibophobia, Lepidopterophobia, that's a big word , I like that Hey! what the fuck! heh heh heh heh heh heh! heh HEH heh heh HEH! Boy with no arms is facing west he walks forward for 60 seconds then enters 90 degrees left He sees someone running at him so he turns 180 degrees and begins to run Which way is the boy facing not a trick question okay, so he's facing west if he turns left he's facing south then he's going north Okay easy enough Duh *slap sound* Ok continue That thing's counting down real fast, how do tapeworms enter their hosts? larvae ingested by humans That's an easy one. Please choose the third response this is not a trick I will not scare you if you do what I say I am not lying, well I have Yeah whatever okay, oh... yeah whatever Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What is a positive electrode called? Oh God I ran out time. Death? Oh that's not good cathode anode oh god. I can't even remember What this is I think it's a cathode? Ah shit, well here comes a scare Which was the best video game- what I wasn't punished. Uh game of the year 420 blaze it *high/drunken laughing* Am I dead yet? oh god what is my favorite. thing to do Stab people in the eye! Bathe and deer blood Aww The test is now complete. You result ah very- *three loud knocks* ooh hello Your participation was adequate there are no more tests we are done here for now That's it? I'm so sick of watching I want to start participating... okay? Goodbye! Alright see ya then! alright, well that was the Watson Scott test I'm happy about my results. I-I like that it really did provide a good atmosphere it did make me kind of fear for the environment that I was in But at the same time I think it relied on the same angle a little too much the whole "I'm in your house Look behind you!" thing and I don't know if that would have changed if it Was, like, something different or if you made different choices I really don't know But for me it hit that too much and once I got to the point where it's like I get it you're in my house you're gonna stab me in the eyes that's when it kind of lost it for me but then you know it was pretty cool The bonus test I have no idea. What that was for I got too many of those right but either way Thank you everybody so much for watching! If you want to take this test for yourself I'll provide a link in the description but this one does cost money, I think it's like 5 bucks so thank you everybody so much! and as always I will see you in the next video! BUH-BY (Nawh, damn.. I forgot his outro music name, but I'm pretty sure it's by Teknoaxe)
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